Alright, you guys have been on some pretty sh*tty dates.

From the guy who thought utters were pee-pees, to the french fry finger licker, to the date that started out at Macbeth (Curse anyone???), I feel like I should get you all subscriptions to OKStupid, uh, I mean OKCupid.

But who won?  Who’s date was the worst???

Well, I decided to bring in an expert guest judge to pour through your misery . . . and it’s the star of First Date herself, Krysta Rodriguez!!!

Yep, Krysta sifted through all your stories to find her favorite . . . and that favorite is . . .

. . . Lisa Pratt’s story of how she threw up in the gutter with her date standing right beside her!

Congratulations, Lisa, you’re going to go see Krysta in First Date on Broadway!  Who knew that your sensitive stomach and tendency to up-chuck would land you over $250 worth of tickets.  Good for you!

And I hope this is only the beginning of good luck for you in the dating world.

Oh, and if the rest of you ever need a dating-pick-me-up, just click here and read the rest of the entries. It’ll make your latest date look like a fairy tale.

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