Who won the tickets to Chinglish?

Ladies and gentlemen . . .  may I have a "percussive breakfast product" please?  (In Chinglish, that would also be known as a "drumroll".  :-)

The winner of the Chinglish tickets is . . . Porsche!  

Porsche successfully answered, "Trespassers will be prosecuted," as the translation for "Penetration will be dealt with painfully."

Nicely done, Porsche.  Prepare to laugh your hiney off, because you're going to see Chinglish.

Email me for the details.

And for the rest of you, go see it in previews, because it's going to be a "sunburnt admission" very soon (aka in Chinglish, "hot ticket").


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