If you wanna sleep, don’t have kids.


I ran into a new mommy and daddy the other day. I asked them how it was going and if they
were getting any sleep. “None,” they both replied . . . And then they smiled.

They love their kid, so they didn’t care if that silly
little schmoopie didn’t sleep a single winkie.

I don’t get a lot of sleep when I’m working on new
stuff. I bet you don’t either.

And I also bet you don’t care.

If you do care, don’t be a parent or a Producer.

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Ken created one of the first Broadway podcasts, recording over 250 episodes over 7 years. It features interviews with A-listers in the theater about how they “made it”, including 2 Pulitzer Prize Winners, 7 Academy Award Winners and 76 Tony Award winners. Notable guests include Pasek & Paul, Kenny Leon, Lynn Ahrens and more.